rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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