We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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