West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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