Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just found puke in my bra..
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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