butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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