I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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