brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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