my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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