haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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