Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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