I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Randomize
