im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Who died my cat blue again?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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