Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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