I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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