party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Randomize
