I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
And then he peed in my hair
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