The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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