In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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