are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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