You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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