ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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