I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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