Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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