found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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