Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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