You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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