and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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