How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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