We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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