You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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