if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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