How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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