I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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