so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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