Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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