whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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