Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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