Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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