It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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