Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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