going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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