My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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