If i could tip my vagina, i would.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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