What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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