i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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