and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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