it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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