also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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