So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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