if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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