you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
she looked like the before picture.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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